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We just made our 4th of July collection 20% off when you use the code:
JULY4THFLASHSALE
Why?
Because I’m playing a game this year where I eat a hot dog every time I see someone at the lake wearing Chubbies 4th of July clothes… and I want to eat 900,000 hot dogs.
We’ve peaked. People in lab coats agree these BRAND NEW AND RESTOCKED SWIM TRUNKS are the greatest designed swim trunks known to science.
I know that sounds hyperbolic but it isn’t. It just the honest truth. And I’ll stand by it, holding a clipboard.
Everyone has been talking about how weird your tee shirts are. Pit stains, armpit holes, and whatever you want to call that “off white” color you’re hanging in there with.
We’ve all decided it’s time for a refresh. So we made some new tee shirts to help you do it.
While I refuse to comment on his other stated positions, I will always respect Sir Mix-a-Lot’s commitment to not lying.
~Joey "You cannot deny it" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies.
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about these 4" INSEAM STRETCH CASUAL SHORTS. He raves hard about these shorts. Keanu might be our biggest fan. Maybe, hard to quantify that...but it's an educated guess.
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Last year we introduced the shorty, a 4” inseam trunk for the true retro trunk purists.
Today we’re introducing a 4” inseam casual stretch short. Because shorts were meant to be short. And now they’re even shorter.
I wish I had 4 hands, so I could hold up fingers for the number of new trunks we just dropped on the site.
I also wish I had 4 hands so I could finally juggle better than Tommy Monchada and make my father proud.
Guess I’ll just have to continue pursuing this tap dancing career instead.
This year we're shaking up our Julyber sale. We're still doing the dang thang with massive discounts, amazing free gifts with purchase, and exclusive products for 12 hours on Sunday, June 23rd.
To put a big cherry on top, we're doing an entire week of sales leading up to it.
Sunday 6/16: SWIM FLASH SALE
Tuesday 6/18: CASUAL SHORTS FLASH SALE
Wednesday 6/19: SPORT FLASH SALE
Friday 6/21: SECRET SALE
Sunday 6/23: JULYBER SUNDAY
Not to mention if you make a purchase anytime before the 23rd, you'll receive an extra 15% off on Julyber Sunday. Get ready.
I think it's a reasonable request to ask for complimentary Roman Candles and other miscellaneous fireworks in the workplace. But apparently, it's "dangerous" and "I don't even work here."
~Erich "How do you update a resume?" Hellstrom and everyone else at Chubbies
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It's the Weekender Flash Sale, and it's also opposite day, so you can pay 25% more for a WHOLE BUNCHA ITEMS. Pretty sweet, right?
Sure, we had a sale going on. But we had a bunch of the trainers who worked with the bad guy from Rocky IV “inject it” and the thing just got huge.
Tons of new products added and everything up to 25% off. That thing is looking dangerous. And it’s ready for you fine Americans to beat the crap out of it before it ends on Saturday at 9pm EDT.
This Sunday, starting at 11am EDT/8am PDT, is JULYBER SUNDAY, aka the most exciting day of the year, where we have massive discounts and free gifts all darn day and you get your Chubbies in time for the 4th of July.
Well, today we're revealing ALL THE FREE GIFTS. Feast your eyes. And get ready for the best day of the year.
Look, I’ll be honest. We had these in stock last week and they sold out in 2.5 days. For real. So, I don’t know if this batch will be around long.
Get ‘em. Wear ‘em. Go HAM. It’s time to throttle down, 4th of July is nigh.
We know you like thigh freedom, good times, and making a statement. So we made 5 different styles of something we call The Euro Trunk. They do all those things. Enjoy.
As a fully grown adult, I can confidently tell you I still do not understand how they put bubbles in water.
~ Joey "SCIENCE MAKES MY BRAIN HURT" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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our fav food and our fav clothes COMBINED. IT'S A SPECIAL HOTDOG EDITION OF THE WEEKENDER.
Next week is the 4th of July. Which means it’s HOT DOG SEASON.
So I’m going to hit you with some hot dog knowledge and you can put THAT in your bun and eat it.
1) Mustard is the most popular hot dog topping.
2) Some people get very mad when you put ketchup on hot dogs.
3) Hot dogs have been sent to space.
4) We made this awesome hot dog shirt.
5) Joey Chestnut is the HOT DOG CHAMPION.
6) Joey Chestnut will win again this year.
7) Joey Chestnut is the man.
8) These awesome trunks are called the hot doggers.
9) When dogs are hot they stick their tongues out.
10) I think I got off track.
11) Staying off track- if you order anything now you’ll get free shipping in time for the 4th of July.
People named Nick already have nicknames.
~ Joey "Nick" Avery and all the other Nicks at Chubbies
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EXPIRES IN 1 HOUR, because it's Julyber Sunday and that's how it works. Use it, lest ye be full of regret.
It sounds dramatic. BUT SO IS LIFE. DO NOT MISS THIS LIKE YOU MISSED THAT GROUND BALL WHEN YOU WERE 8.
We just took everything on our entire site and made it $10 off with the code:
FINALCOUNTDOWN10
There are still free gifts with purchase. There are still other discounts. Julyber Sunday just got Julyberer, but it's not gonna last long.
*not applicable with other coupon codes*
But that is ^. That is a drill ^.
The site-wide discount includes Phil. $10 off Phil. This hour only.
~The Chubbies Team
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not to mention GIFTS WITH PURCHASE THAT ARE SECOND TO NONE AND THIRD TO NOTHING. Get in here, only a couple sweet, sweet hours left.
Our investors told us that under absolute NO circumstances should we take our already on sale swimwear and make it 15% more discounted all while we have free gifts on the site.
WE TOLD THEM THEY MAY KNOW ABOUT MONEY. BUT THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT JULYBER.
Use code:
SWIMJULYBER15
VIVA LA JULYBER.
Julyber Sunday Funday has been a wild day so far but there isn’t much time left.
Right now, we have these outlandish gift with qualifying purchase deals running:
Free Duffle Bag
Free 'Mericas Shorts
Free Comfy Sweatshirt
But 2 Best Sellers, Get 15% Off
Buy 2 Casual Shorts, Get 15% Off
Buy 3 Swim Or Casual, Get 15% Off
Free Pineapple Shirt Awesomeness
And remember, a new gift, new discount and new video will be going live each hour and we’ve got some tricks up our sleeve. Our giant, collective, company sleeve.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
WHO CARES GET TO THE SWIM FLASH SALE.
~The Chubbies Team
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trunks? They're like nothing I've ever seen before. I might need to go see an eye doctor because I don't understand my eyes.
These swim trunks are flying off the shelf and just reached SELL OUT POTENTIAL. We could just let that happen… but we, the email team, happen to prefer email readers, so we thought we’d give you a chance to buy them before they disappear.
Hi there, you special special person.
We have an exciting opportunity for you to buy Chubbies from... THE FUTURE... And... GET THEM NOW. (Or whenever shipping dictates).
Because we have 4 new trunks that might be a part of NEXT YEAR’S swim collection, but you can get ‘em for $5 less.
Why? Because we tested hundreds of people with print ideas and these were the most liked trunks. We went ahead and made them into real shorts- however, we only have space for 2 of these 4 next year, so 2 of them you will never see again- if you see something you like, now’s your chance.
This is the National New Shirt Alert system and you’ve been flagged for your lack of awesome shirts. Please remedy this before further action is taken.
Not able to make it to a water park for National Water Park Day? This home remedy can help you celebrate. Throw on some trunks and a t-shirt, then hop in your bathtub and take a pee. Splash around a little and you’ve got yourself a wave pool. Woohoo! Now we’re all celebrating.
~Joey “It Works” Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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feast your eyes and thighs on the world's tastiest collaboration to date.
We all love tacos. We all love T-Bell. So why wouldn’t we want to DRAPE OURSELVES IN IT? That’s right. There is no reason. You’re welcome.
Wrap yourself in a delicious shirt or slide into a saucy pair of swim trunks with our new Taco Bell collaboration. Clothes made for having your night and eating it too.
The collaboration you have been waiting for. If you are a Taco Lover. And let’s be honest, who’s not? Chubbies x Taco Bell launches right. About. NOW.
While supplies last.
Chubbies x Taco Bell = NOW.
Late-night food just got a whole lot better looking.
~Erich “I'll take 17 tacos and 1 Baja Blast” Hellstrom and the bell ringers at Chubbies
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we have a job. In fact, we have, like, 30 posted on our website right now. Crazy, we know.
And you won’t want to either. Which is why I wanted to let ya in on a little secret… WE HAVE 30 JOB OPENINGS ON OUR WEBSITE RIGHT NOW. Some are full time. Some are part-time. All are amazing.
Happy Tanksgiving everyone.
We're offering a FREE TANK TOP WITH $75+ PURCHASE RIGHT NOW. It's covered in cool retro designs that say, “I may not yet own a boat but I’m def down to hang out on yours.”
Hot sale at the Apple Store today if you’re interested. 2 for 1 on Granny Smith’s
~ Joey “Grampy Smith” and all the Fuji’s at Chubbies
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Call ya kids, call ya friends, call ya work enemies 'CAUSE TOMORROW IS JULYBER SUNDAY THE BIGGEST AND BEST SALE OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.
Tomorrow is Julyber Sunday, the biggest sales event of our year.
We’ve got a TON of free gifts and discounts scheduled throughout the day with new ones going live each hour. You’ll want to check throughout the day because we’ve got some BIG surprises planned. Here are some hints:
We cannot wait for tomorrow.
~The Chubbies Team
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it's your classic 7th of July NEW SWIM DROP ALERT. We have prints that will make you squint. Shorts that will make you sport. And hoodies that'll make you feel goodie.
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There are things we were told not to change about our swim trunks: the stretchiness, the fit, the thigh liberating shortness, the fact that the moment you put them on, a world-beating confidence rushes through your bloodstream and you feel like anything is possible.
So we didn’t change those things. But we made some really cool new prints.
Holy freaking frick! I never thought I’d see Nessy. They said it wasn’t possible. And it turns out I didn’t even have to the Scottish Highlands, I just had to go on our website and look at these shorts.
Our sport shorts have things nobody else’s sport shorts have. Things like an awesome patterned compression liner, and one time, an expired corn dog in the pocket.
The first one is courtesy of our design team. The second one was my mischievous cousin Jeff playing a trick on me.
The other day I stormed into our CEO’s office. I was holding a shirt and I said, “DAMN YOU MAN. I was sipping my 8th cup of coffee and I realized… WE SHOULD SEW A HAT ONTO THIS SHIRT THAT STARTS AT THE NECK.”
He told me that was called a hoodie, then had security escort me off the premises. Well, I’m betting he liked the idea because we have 5 NEW HOODIES on the website.
362 Days until it’s the 4th of July.
~Joey "WOOHOO" Avery and the sparklers at Chubbies
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it said THANKS FOR SHOPPING THE UP TO 60% OFF CLEARANCE SALE YOU REALLY DID ME A SOLID THERE.
Good news for you, bad news for us. The bad news for us is that our company nanny, Gary Floppins, cruised in on his umbrella and told us we had to clean our website. We HATE cleaning. But he is strict and proper and we have to listen.
The good news for you is that means our CLEARANCE SALE is here. Up to 60% off in every category you can imagine. Trunks, shorts, shirts, lounge, sport, ladies, tees, jackets EVERYTHING. The only thing we don’t have on sale is Gary’s umbrella.
Just a spoon full of clearance MAKES THE SALE POP OFF.
~Joey “Practically perfect in every way” Avery and all the supercallifragilisticexpialidocious peeps at Chubbies
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OF STRETCH SHORTS. WE'RE TALKING THE DEEPEST BLUE YOU'VE EVER LAID YOUR EYES UPON.
Then you already know, these are the shorts you have to have. If you’re not any of those things, I’ll just assume you’re reading this email because you love my writing and in that case, I’d like to formally recommend that you try these shorts.
We’ve got some pretty radical brand new shirts that have two things going for them. Collars. And stretchy comfort.
When you combine those two things you can trick people into thinking you’re classy when in fact, you’re just awesome.
I used to wear underwear. Then I got several pairs of these bold patterned, form fitting, comfort inducing, through-the-fence having stretch undies and I decided I’d start calling them FUNderwear. Because, you know, they’re fun.
Plus if you wear just these with the shirts in this email you can slide across the floor for a little bit of what I call, “Risky Not Currently at my Place of Business.”
TIL what TIL means.
~Erich “And if you didn’t know, you will learn today too.” Hellstrom and all the other Internet learners at Chubbies HQ
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Right now you can geta free dad hat with qualifying purchase AND we’ve got a huge discount live for anyone who buys a pair of casual shorts and a top.
AND THINGS WILL JUST GET CRAZIER FROM HERE. New gifts. New discounts. New videos. EVERY HOUR.
LET. US. PARTY.
We hope you enjoy our favorite day of the year.
~The Chubbies Team
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seriously. This is about one things, BIRDS. Well, also about our Twitch channel...but mostly about birds.
SQUACK SQUACK SQUACK. CACAWWWWWW. CACAWWWW. Sorry ‘bout that, I WAS TALKING TO THE BIRDS. Because birds are awesome.
Anyway, here are some cool things I know about birds.
1. They can FLY
2. Their bones are hollow, which allows them to FLY
3. We have over 6 swim trunks with birds on them
4. Some bird species are intelligent enough to use tools
5. Birdman Anderson has a lot of tattoos
6. Ravens can mimic human speech and sound
7. We have shorts with BALD EAGLES ON THEM
10. We have ALL SORTS OF BIRD SHIRTS
11. Some ducks sleep with one eye open
12. So should all of my enemies
13. This bird is freakin’ sassy as hell
14. We have a bunch of comfy lounge gear with birds on ‘em
15. Woodpeckers are loud
16. Penguins recently starred in the romcoms, “Happy Feet” and “March of the Penguins”
17. The bird is the word
And it’s not just because I’ve had too much coffee. Although I have. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA.
Anyway, the Chubbies Podcast has been making your Monday mornings better for over 50 episodes now. And to celebrate, we officially launched a Twitch channel which means every Wednesday at 3pm PST we will be doing our podcast live. And on many of those Wednesdays, there will be a chance to win awesome prizes for anyone watching on Twitch.
You can watch live, ask us questions, win free Chubbies and most importantly burn a clean hour of your workday without getting anything done.
Me whenever I make a delicious new fruit spread:
“OH HOT DAMN. THIS IS MY JAM.”
~Joey “KEEP ON PARTYIN’ TILL THE AM” Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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are back for 5 minutes...probably. They're pretty cool so I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they sold out that fast.
That’s right. Much like the boys before them, these shorts are back in town. So prepare some tasty guitar licks because these compression lined sport shorts don’t always come to town for long.
Think of the perfect day on the boat, at the lake, or even in a park.
Picture the shorts. Do they have a rip stop fabric that decreases rip possibility so you can use them for heavy wear?
Do they have a quick drain pocket and fast drying fabric so you can pop in and out of the water as needed?
Do they have a 5-inch inseam and stretch fabrication?
OH, they do DON’T THEY.
These shorts are under $35 which is really quite a deal since they double your dodgeball skills.
It’s also pretty neat that you can write your name on them because then if your crush borrows them it’s supes cute that they say your name.
Did you know when you say you’re “working from home” you don’t have to be at your house?
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~Erich "I am in Tahiti" Hellstrom and everyone who hopefully didn't read this at Chubbies.
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I said we CANNOT sell shorts at 25% off. So now I, the Chubbies Accountant, RESIGN my position until the shorts flash sale is over. This will not stand. It is a bold violation of principles.
25% off 27 styles of stretch casual and lounge shorts.
Smart business decision? No. Advisable? No. Fun? ABSOLUTELY.
It starts NOW and ends Wednesday at 11:50pm EST.
And remember, if you buy anything today you’ll get an additional 15% off on Julyber Sunday.
Why haven't we EVER had stretch seersucker shorts until this very moment?
HOW BOUT WE STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE PAST AND FOCUS ON THE PRESENT.
The stretchy, seersuckery, present.
Call this shirt an alternative band, because everyone is gonna be mad when it sells out.
Look when you're talking about a stars and striped-i-fied bamboo infused performance polo that billows in the breeze, fits soft and stretchy, and makes you a force to be reckoned with in both comfort and athletic ability... It's bound to sell out.
I showed all the new colors of our stretch casual shorts to an art expert. He told me if Monet had worn these new colors to paint he would have been a better painter.
I can't prove that but I feel like it's true.
I went to see the musical "Chairs." It's just 15 seconds of a song and then some jackass steals your seat. Not impressed.
~Joey "Hamilton was much better" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies HQ
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delivered by a bald eagle wearing a powdered wig reciting the bill of rights whilst painting a spot on statue of liberty.
Is that a rock you're living under? 'Cause it's the last day for:
20% OFF SWIM STYLES
If you're ready to get out from under that rock, you have until 2pm EDT/11am PDT on Monday (tomorrow) to get in on these deals.
*Free 2-day shipping on all orders $99+ by Monday, July 1st at 2pm EDT/11am PDT. Get it by the 4th*
GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK. It's the last day for:
20% OFF 4th of July styles.
Or, try and get them in time for the 2nd when our Women's National Team is set to defeat England like it's the 4th all over again. WHAT A WEEK.
You have until 2pm EDT/11am PDT on Monday (tomorrow) to get in on these deals.
*Free 2-day shipping on all orders $99+ by Monday, July 1st at 2pm EDT/11am PDT. Get it by the 4th*
All I have is a red pen and a commitment to hot hot deals. Lucky for you I just got out of MY CAGE and GOT LOOSE on the Chubbies website. I got REAL CRAZY this time. I marked down a bunch of styles so when you take the mark down AND THE 20% OFF:
THESE TRUNKSare under $40
THESE LADIES SUITSare under $40
THESE BOYS TRUNKS are $25
And THESE GIRLS SWIMSUITS are $25
That means you could get a two adult styles and one kids style for under $100.
Am I a super hero? No. Actually yes. Yes I am a super hero.
I don’t have to tell you twice. You already heard the boat. And the only thing worse than ignoring the boat, is MISSING IT.
And today is the last day for FREE 2-DAY ON ORDERS $99+. So if you want your stuff in time for the 4th. You know what to do.
Be warned, playing Tic-Tac-Toe with your actual toe is frowned upon in "certain" offices of shorts-forward fashion companies.
~Erich "IT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME" Hellstrom and the prudes at Chubbies.
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we're gonna need a bigger email. Smile, you sonuva sale. Farewell and adieu to you fair discount bundles.
Did you know that today is Shark Awareness Day? As much as we should be aware of sharks, we need to be aware of how to best co-exist with these units of the sea. So we encourage you to check out:
To celebrate, we picked 3 different types of sharks and made their names a discount code. If you type them in as a discount you will get a secret % off your order today on our site.
We just put all sorts of bundled discounts of up to 20% off on our website. 8 different discounts to be exact. 8
We have discounts for Casual Shorts, Swim Trunks, Lounge Shorts, Collared Shirts, Americana Collection, AND MORE.
These shorts have the rare double duo of being paradise while also depicting it. Give your thighs the vacation they deserve. Give your eyes the vacation they desire.
I just got into playing stocks. I like to play as beef stock but sometimes I play as chicken.
~Joey “Savory” Avery and all the Wall Street Wizards at Chubbies
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it's almost July 4th, which means it's almost JULYBER SUNDAY AND ALSO TIME FOR A 4TH OF JULY COLLECTION. BOOM-TO-THE-SLAM.
It's called Julyber Sunday. And it's basically exactly like Cyber Monday, except in June, on a Sunday, and delivers just in time to completely outfit your 4th of July.
For ye who've been a part of the Chubster Nation for aeons, in the past we've done this on a Monday, but then we realized that was too closely affiliated with Work, and we ain't tryna play that, so we swapped it over to Sunday for a more leisurely Shopstravaganza.
This year's Julyber Sunday will feature:
1) sales and discounts up the wazoo
2) brand new free gifts with purchase every hour on the hour
3) brand new and exclusive product built for the 4th of July
PS OF EXTREME IMPORTANCE: If you place an order today, you will also receive a secret code for an additional 15% off any order you place on Julyber Sunday. Maximum discounts much?
The 4th of July is coming which means two things.
1) We’re dropping a bunch of fresh, patriotic, and limited styles that won’t be coming back once they’re gone.
2) The sun will be shining and you will be celebrating. We’d like to be there with you. In clothing form.
Today is National Make Up a Holiday Day. How are YOU celebrating?
~Erich "I'M DOING IT BY DOING IT" Hellstrom and everyone else at Chubbies
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One day. 22 swim styles. Crazy deals. You get 25% off everything in this swim collectionwith the code:
SWIMFLASHSALE25
It starts now and it ends Monday at 11:50pm EST.
And remember, if you buy anything today you’ll get an additional 15% off on Julyber Sunday.
You: WE LOVE THE 4 INCH INSEAM TRUNKS. WE DEMAND MORE OF THE SHORTIES.
Us: Sheeeeeeesh. So demanding. So much all caps. WE’LL PUT 6 MORE SHORTIES ON THE WEBSITE.
You: Weeeeeeeeeee
I could spend a few paragraphs beating around the bush and make you think all these styles might not get restocked...
BUT THEY'RE ALL RESTOCKED NOW.
Some say tomato, some say tomato. But since you only say it one way, you read it exactly the same.
~Joey "Nobody really says tomahtoe though. That’s a lie" Avery and the pohtahtoes at Chubbies
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OUR MOST POPULAR SHORT IS FREE W/ PURCHASE FOR THE NEXT HOUR. GOGOGOGOGOGOGOG GO NOW.
We just took our most iconic style and made them a free gift FOR ONE HOUR ONLY.
This is a short that has been worn by presidents and sent to space. And now you can get them for free, with purchase, in time for the 4th of July.
Sky's out, thighs out.
~The Chubbies Team
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Polos. Yeah we’ve got ‘em. 5 of 'em in fact. And they're cool. And good. And cool. You'll probably like them. A lot.
Why were our sport polos the #1 most requested bring back item?
Maybe because they are a lightweight breathable shirt made with a bamboo blend and infused with the stroke of luck you need to get a hole in one, whether or not you’re playing golf in them.
Perfect for the boat party, BBQ, or like I said, strutting out onto the golf course having never played and slicing a driver 92 yards right into the hole.
Father’s Day is a great time to give something back to someone who has given you so much. Often that’s a dad. For some, it’s a brother, a teacher, a role model. It doesn’t matter to us. Whoever it is we can be sure of two things.
1. He deserves a thank you.
2. His closet needs some help.
So we’re offering 15% off premium swim styles to help bring his trunk game back, just use code ILOVEDAD15 at checkout on any full priced swim trunks. *not applicable with other discounts
Here’s the deal.
You need two new pairs of shorts, and I need to convince my boss I “came up with an idea.”
So if you buy two casual shorts I’m gonna give you 15% off and then I’m going to take PTO for the next two weeks.
Little known fact, that song that goes, “baby you’re a firework” is actually about a human. NOT a colorful stick of dynamite.
~Joey "In fact it's about a baby" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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Important Restock Announcement: They've been restocked. The ones you desire. The ones you pleaded us for. The ones that will get future you many, many compliments at the pool and/or beach.
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Wee-oooh-weee-ohh there must be some heat coming off our website because a bunch of FIRE TRUNKS just arrived.
We brought back a few favorites you’ve been asking us about for months AND have a new pair that all the shorts scouts consider the #1 prospect.
We’ve got a full collection of rainbow goodness to help you celebrate this June. Short trunks. Classic length trunks. Sport Shorts. Chubberalls. EVERY. THING. YOU. COULD. WANT.
We have 2 new shirts, restocked patterns, and 3 new ways to make awesome friends.
The first 2 ways are buying one of these stretch shirts since the patterns say, “sup” and the fabric says, “yo.” The last way is secret.
I am 99.726 % sure it is not your birthday.
~Joey "Happy Belated Birthday" Avery and the everyone else at Chubbies
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voting is over, time is up, the man models hath been chosen. 10 lads who outlasted the other 11,990. They're a group of guys so cool that a polar bear once tipped it's hat to them...don't quote me on that though.
Over 12,000 worthy candidates submitted. 10 won.
Behold, the new Chubbies Models.
Congratulations to our winners and THANK YOU to everyone who took part and made the 2019 competition so great. You all have a place in male modeling history.
Have you ever watched paint dry? It’s honestly not THAT bad.
~ Joey "Especially if you eat some" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies
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The sun is shining, the fireflies are out, you probably should be wearing sun screen but you're not and IT'S WORRYING EVERYONE.
The sun is shining, the fireflies are out, you probably should be wearing sun screen but you’re not and IT’S WORRYING EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU.
The point is, it’s summer from sea to shining sea, and it’s time you dressed appropriately.
Lookin' good sport.
Or at least future you is lookin’ good… because future you saw these built-for-action sport shorts and thought you know what? I’m BUYING those.
And then future you had a long, deep, laugh at past you for not having these comfort inducing yet action durable shorts.
The Golem’s -$34.99
If you like the idea of a State Fair, you’ll LOVE the idea of a State Unfair. Sometimes you win a stuffed animal. Other times someone knocks out your teeth and gives 10 grand to your mortal enemy.
Hear all about it here.
~Joey “FUNNEL CAKE” Avery and all the Ferris wheel riders at Chubbies
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ahhhh everyone loves that new swim smell. A touch of sunscreen, a dabble of sand, and a heaping scent of the weekend.
????We got that summah time, summah time SALENESS.????
Our summer sale just got JUICED up. It includes swim, casual, sport, lounge, outerwear, collared shirts AND T-shirts with discounts UP TO 25% OFF.
Translation: ALL THE THINGS. LESS THE MONEY.
A lot of times we tell you when a ton of new trunks hit the site. Today we’re giving these two pairs a special treatment.
Why?
Because they’re superstars. And if we’ve learned anything from basketball it’s that if you don’t pamper your superstars they leave you. And we don’t want these trunks to leave us. Unless you buy them.
The best part about storming Area 51 with a million of your best compatriots isn't the sweet new aliens you find, it's the friendships you build along the way.
~Erich “jk the aliens are awesome and have cool ray guns” Hellstrom and all the believers at Chubbies
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**I mean shorts. Damn autocorrect, can't even get our FLASH SPORT SALE right. Jeesh. Well get in there now cause those styles are only 25% off until tomorrow.
Dear athlete - We just put a heck ton of sport shorts in our Sport Shorts Flash Sale with styles up to 25% off.
It starts right now, and ends Thursday at Midnight EST.
You better get it while the gettin’ is good cause the good ain’t gonna gettin' for long.
You wanted swimwear for the whole fam this 4th of July and we made it happen.
We're relaunching our Ladies Swim line, with adjustable straps, a built-in shelf bra, and a hip-and-rear fit that's more 2019 than 1985.
And to top it off, our first ever lil' girls one-piece.
My favorite super hero is Guitar Hero, and his super power is playing an instrument that doesn’t make music.
~Joey "It's more than a feeling" Avery and everyone else who's name is Jones at Chubbies
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for the International Family Olympics being held at your local pool. Compete in style.
