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Have you checked out our latest album, Lower the Bar?? The title was the brainchild of Satchel. "Satchel suggested that I should lower the bar if I wanted to get laid more often," says Michael. Lexxi disagrees, thinking Lower the Bar was like...us helping short people get a drink. Like, alcoholic midgets place and order and we hand it to them...because they can't reach over the counter. It has so many meanings. There's really no situation you can't apply Lower the Bar to. It can be applied to life aspirations. You walk down the street and see people who are homeless, sleeping in puddles of their own urine and eating pieces of cardboard and sometimes they seem perfectly happy. And sometimes you just ask yourself, "Why can't I do that? I need to set the bar as low as this person has."
It can even be applied to girls. Sometimes you get a hot girl you would've never expected to, but it's still a good idea to lower the bar. You should expect the sex to be terrible, because a lot of hot girls are bad in bed. They just lay there. ADVICE: Go in knowing she's going to be horrible and if she does anything like lick your balls and swallows that's a win.
Everything you hear on a Steel Panther record is taken from real life. "It really is just a life story put to music." Satchel goes on, "We all got high and naked and drunk and then Lexxi had sex with these three girls and the rest of us watched them. That's what we do for every record." Michael values the importance of relaxing during the writing process, "I went to the beach and wrote a song called "I love the beach." Lexxi also wrote a song that didn't make the cut, "I wrote a song about the dog. It's called ''I Sucked A Dog's Dick,'' but I didn't think people would like it."
"The name is different and we picked different songs. I think that's something everyone can expect with this one," says Stix. We broadened their horizons topically and lyrically, going places we haven't gone before. Satchel adds, "It's not just sex, drugs and love of rock and roll. This time it's sex, drug and love of rock and roll, and partying and heavy metal." Also, the hair is a bit different. "I'm using different hairspray," says Lexxi.
We have no intention of changing our style: hair is down, spandex is on and tits are out. We're on a greater mission and you might want to leave their morals behind. We are now known as the greatest neo-metal, glam throwback parody band - from Los Angeles. We have four full length albums, platinum level YouTube status, high profile television appearances, we tour across the world and are just generally notorious. Ultimately though, we just hope heavy metal can bring about world peace. "In a world of hate and despair right now it's important to bring in the heavy metal community around the world. We hope our record will bring world peace and happiness to everyone that listens to it," concludes Michael. Lexxi adds, "And maybe a few more people will try to fuck a hot midget at Niagara Falls."
Love, Michael, Lexxi, Satchel and Stix
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