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You just made your first step towards minimizing your online exposure. Good job!
Click the link below to confirm your email address.
CONFIRM EMAIL https://windscribe.com/signup/confirmemail/234q6kge/88762732b7a3d657d366c5e76cb522e8?ts=1572281016
Setup R.O.B.E.R.T.
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Upgrade to Pro Pay a few bucks, get unlimited data and unrestricted access to R.O.B.E.R.T.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend)
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we'll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"More monopoly money is printed each year than real US currency."
Verify your email and get more bandwidth
Hey Stranger, you signed up to Windscribe, but didn't confirm your email so your account is limited to 2GB/month. That's not a lot of data, my grandmother uses more data than that. Increase this to 10GB by clicking the link below.
CONFIRM EMAIL https://windscribe.com/signup/confirmemail/234q6kge/88762732b7a3d657d366c5e76cb522e8
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account which has unlimited usage and more locations to connect to.
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New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
Go Pro Now For as little as $2/month
Want More Free Data?
Aren't you demanding. Well, there are a few ways you can do this.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend). If they upgrade to Pro, you get the same upgrade.
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we'll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"Earth is the only planet that is not named after a god."
Where have you been?
Looks like you haven't used Windscribe in a while. Are you having any issues?
Forgot Your Password?
Reset Password
Not Enough Data?
Upgrade to Pro
If you're still having issues, reply to this email with any questions or problems you may have and we will do our best to resolve them for you. Don't wanna brag, but we're pretty good at solving problems.
Random Fact
"Steve Jobs relieved stress by soaking his feet in Apple’s company toilets."
Be a Producer
It’s finally Thanksgiving. The holiday where we, Windscribe, give thanks to the act of giving... by taking... money from you in exchange for heavily discounted services. And you know what comes after Thanksgiving… Black Friday! No, we aren’t talking about a costume party at Justin Trudeau’s house, but the Black Friday with the greatest VPN sale of the year! Now you can treat yourself or someone else to a delicious Windscribe feast of privacy, security, and a side order of internet freedom. Sweet, tasty, succulent freedom.
That’s right, Windscribe is slicing its prices on our Pro VPN service! Much like you will be slicing into turkey or your favorite brand of turkey flavored gluten free soy logs for Thanksgiving dinner. You can save BIG from the comfort of your own home, which is the exact opposite of the discomfort you’d feel inside a Walmart, being trampled by 500 people running to get a Chinese knockoff TV that's been discounted by $9. We have a deal that will save you a whole $11 more than that (that's $20 off for the math challenged).
Actual footage from Walmart last year
Do you really wanna be on the left side of the fence? Don’t be a consumer this Thanksgiving, be a producer... of revenue... for us!
Get Black Friday Deal For a reasonably low price of $39/year
Are you not from the US? Don’t care about turkey or genocide celebrations? No problem! We have non denominational Beige Friday sale just for you!
Get Beige Friday Deal For a ludicrously low price of $29/year
That’s $29 a year! It’s even cheaper than the promises of government officials. Why is the Black Friday price more expensive? Freedom isn't free. But seriously, you can totally choose either one.
Random Fact
"It actually takes 142.18 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie pop."
Better Nice than Naughty
It’s Christmas time! The holiday when Bruce Willis fondly remembers when he consistently starred in good movies (Die Hard 1 and 2), and Macaulay Culkin gets Home Alone royalty cheques to pay for whatever Macaulay Culkin pays for these days.
Speaking of Christmas, did you know that it was named after famed snow enthusiast Christiano Mastertron to celebrate the day he discovered snow? Well it wasn't. That was an exercise in critical thinking. Windscribe likes to keep you on your toes! Anyways, back to the derailed holiday email.
Every Christmas holiday at Windscribe, we like to roleplay what it’s like being Santa by giving discounts on the only gift we have access to: the gift... of privacy. And when we say Santa, we mean the Boomer Santa, from pre-iPhone days. Let’s face it, with Amazon, Facebook and Google selling your data to the Millennial Santa, none of us are going to be on the Nice list this year... unless you deploy the Millennial Santa Protection Suite (MSPS), commonly known as Windscribe Pro.
Remember, it doesn't matter if you are Jewish, Muslim, Christian or an Apple fanatic, Millennial Santa is no bigot. He'll collect info on anyone. So celebrate with us by buying a Windscribe Pro account, and keep yourself off the Naughty list, at least next year. What’s more, this year we will be donating all the proceeds to our favourite charity organization - ourselves! For over 3 years, we have provided charitable contributions to our employees (they call them salaries) in exchange for their hard work in creating the greatest, classiest, highest value, easy to use, exquisite and modest privacy company, this side of the moon. So here is to 2020!
Get Festive Now at a feverishly low price of $20.20/year
Before we leave you to your eggnogs and roasted geese, we wanted to take a second and thank all of you for using Windscribe. Without you fine folk, we wouldn't be here writing you absurd emails, protecting your privacy, or employed. So from all of us at Windscribe we wish you a happy holiday and New Year. Should you get bored on your holiday vacation, come hang with us on Reddit, Twitter and Discord. We can answer your questions, listen to your suggestions, and keep you up to date with everything we have in store for 2020 and beyond beyond beyond.
Random Fact
"Minnie Mouse full name is Minerva Mouse."
Start Using Windscribe Again
New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
Go Pro Now For as little as $2/month
Want More Free Data?
Aren't you demanding. Well, there are a few ways you can do this.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend). If they upgrade to Pro, you get the same upgrade.
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we'll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"All polar bears are left-handed."
Where have you been?
Looks like you haven't used Windscribe in a while. Are you having any issues?
Forgot Your Password?
Reset Password
Not Enough Data?
Upgrade to Pro
If you're still having issues, reply to this email with any questions or problems you may have and we will do our best to resolve them for you. Don't wanna brag, but we're pretty good at solving problems.
Random Fact
"All polar bears are left-handed."
But Not Literally
At Windscribe we do not bleed. In fact, it is the first requirement that we have in our hiring process. Our employees are strongly encouraged not to require blood to survive. "But if none of you have the capacity to form or use blood, how do you survive?", we hear you asking. The answer is simple! We feed on conversions. Every time one of our free users converts to Windscribe Pro, they become happier. We distill their happiness into liquid form using a patent pending device (a moonshine still with an old Blackberry taped to it). We then lovingly pour it into baby bottles and feed it to our employees as if they were baby pandas.
Actual footage
There. Now you know our secret. That being said, we really hope you enjoyed your holidays: the long family dinners; the drunk uncle that talked about carbs being evil for three hours because he heard it on the Joe Rogan podcast; the deafening sound of your insides screaming at you for eating 3 pounds of mashed potatoes.
Sometimes the carbs look back
This New Year, treat yourself to the delectable flavors of Windscribe Pro: the taste of unlimited bandwidth; the warm embrace of multiple servers to connect to; the savours of ROBERT… thaaaat doesn't sound right. But we digress. Get yourself a Pro account for as low as $4.08/month (when you pay us $49 for the whole year) and bathe in all the previously mentioned Windscribe features that also include:
Give Us Happiness 1 Year for $49 ($4.08/month)
Why do we charge $4.08 a month? Why don’t we accept hugs as currency? It’s simple economics really. You see, hugs cannot be transmitted over the internet, so instead, we accept your money and hire in-house huggers that we pay to hug us for you. Each hug costs $3.63 (these are Pro hugs), leaving us with 45 cents per user per month to spend on the oatmeal, Redbull and gluten free gluten injections that sustain our workforce.
Random Fact
"All polar bears are left-handed."
Start Using Windscribe Again
New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
Go Pro Now For as little as $2/month
Want More Free Data?
Aren't you demanding. Well, there are a few ways you can do this.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend). If they upgrade to Pro, you get the same upgrade.
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we'll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"Most toilets flush in E flat."
And it's not our feelings
Valentine’s day is upon us once again. A day that celebrates the cardiologically unsound practice of baby angels shooting people through the heart with arrows, forcing their targets to fall in love. A day where cinnamon hearts are considered a gift, instead of miniaturized spicy garbage pellets that taste like hate feels. But at the end of the day, any celebration of love is celebrated at Windscribe, because we love what we do, and who we do it for - you, our users.
At Windscribe, we take our relationship with users so seriously that we treat every day like a great first date. We’ve gone so far as to force our employees to hold in their farts, lest it offend your delicate sensibilities. Most of us now look like overfilled balloons with arms, charm, and the ability to write code. We did this for you. Because you are special. And because you are so special we wanted to give you a gift. Arguably the greatest gift you can give someone you love... ad and tracker blocking, courtesy of R.O.B.E.R.T. One of the best Windscribe Pro features is now available to all of our users.
Actual footage of R.O.B.E.R.T. in action
We believe that you will love this Windscribe Pro feature so much that you might turn our first date into a long term relationship: dinners with your parents, a joint account, maybe some children, the unrelenting claustrophobia of long term commitment. However in reality, our plan is simple:
To get hooked, head over to the My Account section of our website, and enable the Ads+Trackers block list. Once you love it, and feel like the meme guy below, click the green button.
Look at how straight ROBERT's spine is. Good genes.
Get Full R.O.B.E.R.T. Starts at $2/month
Still not convinced? Perhaps these sensual graphs of R.O.B.E.R.T.'s performance will convince you otherwise.
All those extra unblocked requests are ads and trackers that waste your bandwidth, increase page loading times, and collect more data on you than the NSA does on international terrorists.
Random Fact
"A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top."
What a month!
We have some big news for you... but first, an opening monologue to make you go "Wow, Windscribe is so socially conscious!" Because as we all know, company stances on social matters are super duper important.
Remember when you were a kid and thought the future would involve ice cream machines in every home, teleportation, robotic pets and world peace? Well guess what! Not this century! We've turned the global insanity knob to "Lindsey Lohan". We have officially live streamed ourselves into the most absurd future our fragile little child brains could have ever imagined. It's like a Punk'd episode in the fever dream of a seven year old on a steady diet of Michael Bay movies and North Korean pharmaceutical grade stimulants. Oh you want an example? We saw a billionaire genius that named his child after a corrupted file, turn around and send astronauts to space on a ship that he built. And on the exact same day, we saw grannies getting maced on international television as cities burned from peaceful protests against racism and police brutality turned to violent riots. And that was one day,. Honestly, the only positive media we've seen in the last month are the submissions for the WTF Festival... that's not a cheap segue either, we're being totally serious.
Thanks to you guys, we got to watch hundreds of exquisite short film submissions. Somehow, during all of this, you guys were able to create amazing short films and make us laugh. We were so overcome by the awesomeness of it all, we've decided to extend the short film submission deadline to June 10th. Want a sneak peek? Check out these submissions:
If that doesn''t inspire you to submit something, we're also adding two more prize categories as well as 10 more runner up prizes! Total prize pool is now $13,000 USD - that's Toyota Tercel money right there! Winners will be announced by June 20th.
Enter The Contest
Before we leave all of you, we have a seriously huge announcement to make. An announcement that will surely get your buttcheeks to clench from excitement: All free users now have access to streaming content, in most of our free locations. Now you can all watch even more content from services that rhyme with Shmisney Plus, Pet Clix, PPC uPlayer, and of course who could forget, Clamazon Grime. Just connect to any Windscribe location in the country of your choice, and load up your favourite service, and bathe in the joy that increased selection brings.
Stay safe out there and never stop laughing in the face of tyranny! Hopefully these ridiculous emails and expanded entertainment options can make life a bit more enjoyable for you.
- Windscribe Team
Random Fact
"King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him."
Start Using Windscribe Again
New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
Go Pro Now For as little as $2/month
Want More Free Data?
Aren''t you demanding. Well, there are a few ways you can do this.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend). If they upgrade to Pro, you get the same upgrade.
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we''ll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"M&M's actually stands for "Mars & Murrie's," the last names of the candy's founders."
Start Using Windscribe Again
New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
Go Pro Now For as little as $2/month
Want More Free Data?
Aren''t you demanding. Well, there are a few ways you can do this.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend). If they upgrade to Pro, you get the same upgrade.
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we''ll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"Horses can''t vomit."
Start Using Windscribe Again
New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
Go Pro Now For as little as $2/month
Want More Free Data?
Aren''t you demanding. Well, there are a few ways you can do this.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend). If they upgrade to Pro, you get the same upgrade.
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we''ll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"Cap'n Crunch's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch."
You just made your first step towards minimizing your online exposure. Good job!
Click the link below to confirm your email address.
CONFIRM EMAIL https://windscribe.com/signup/confirmemail/1c3dgqyv/6e3889f878ebc6aec41a6671d593a2b9?ts=1589193040
Setup R.O.B.E.R.T.
Want More Data?
We already give more free unthrottled data than anyone, but what if you need more? Well, good news! There are a few ways you can earn extra free data:
Upgrade to Pro Pay a few bucks, get unlimited data and unrestricted access to R.O.B.E.R.T.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend)
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we''ll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"Nicholas Cage bought a pet octopus once because he sincerely thought it might help with his acting."
And maybe even your sanity
It''s been a few weeks now, and we have something exciting in store for you - a contest to end all contests and chances to win stacks of cash and free memberships! We know it has been hard for many of you, the isolation resulting from Quentin Quarantino's existence has most certainly not been a walk in the park. Each day has been melding with the next, like the hypnotic swirls of cream and chocolate in fancy candy commercials. "Time? What is time?" you think to yourself in a daze, draped on your couch, candy wrappers clinging to your bare arms. Jolted from your stupor, your thought is interrupted by the echoes of pans being smashed together at the staccato tempo of a jackhammer orchestra, exaggerated further by the maniacal laughter of hyenas. It's your kids. The kids who you once loved dearly, who you couldn''t wait to see or hear or embrace; who over weeks of isolation, transformed into tiny little demons - at o nce demanding your attention, while simultaneously screaming at you to be left alone. They hunt you for attention. There is no safety, there is no hiding, there is no privacy... It's kind of like being online without Windscribe. HAH! See what we just did - we tied it all up into a nice little package! That's marketing genius right there. Or a sign of rapidly deteriorating mental faculties.
Probably the latter
To be honest, most of us working at Windscribe don't have kids, so all we've been enjoying is the music of our thoughts echoing off of the empty walls of our rooms, drowned out by the sound of absolutely nothing happening outside. Those of us that do have offspring are presently forcing North Korean smiles and blinking "HELP" in morse code, while being overlooked by the ruthless gaze of their pint-sized prison wardens. What we are trying to say is, we understand where you are all at - and we wanted to create a mission that would help distract us all and make our users rich. So we created the Windscribe Transnational Film Festival (WTF Fest).
This could be you
Here's the deal, you send us a 15-30 second short film or animation based on a randomly generated topic. We''ll watch your entries and pick the best submissions to win prizes totalling $10,000 (USD) in cold, hard currency. Did we mention that all approved submissions automatically get upgraded to 1 month of Windscribe Pro absolutely free? That's right dear user, FREE WINDSCRIBE PRO. This contest is open to absolutely everyone, so tell your friends, your lawyer, the guy that irons the $100 dollar bills in Jeff Bezos' pool - everyone. Sound good? Let''s get this show on the road...
Enter The Void
Need an example of what we''re looking for? Here is one that we made. We call it ScreamingMustardPhenomenon.
Watch Video
Overwhelmed by the quality of our video? You should be, it won 1st Place at the prestigious Cans Film Festival - a festival organized for and celebrated by aluminum cans. But don''t let our absolutely riveting work of art stop you from participating. Oh, and before you ask, yes, mustard was harmed in the making of this video - but we cleansed our karma by hiding all of the ketchup at Costco. Also, if filming is not your thing, and for some reason Minecraft is, we have another contest happening on Reddit. You won''t win cash, but free Windscribe Pro is not bad either, and you get to play with (virtual) explosives. Who can say no to that?
Love, peace and chicken grease,
- Windscribe Team
Random Fact
"The US Treasury once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins!"
Verify your email and get more bandwidth
Hey Stranger, you signed up to Windscribe, but didn''t confirm your email so your account is limited to 2GB/month. That''s not a lot of data, my grandmother uses more data than that. Increase this to 10GB by clicking the link below.
CONFIRM EMAIL https://windscribe.com/signup/confirmemail/1c3dgqyv/6e3889f878ebc6aec41a6671d593a2b9
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account which has unlimited usage and more locations to connect to.
UPGRADE NOW
Start Using Windscribe Again
New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
Go Pro Now For as little as $2/month
Want More Free Data?
Aren''t you demanding. Well, there are a few ways you can do this.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend). If they upgrade to Pro, you get the same upgrade.
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we''ll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"315 entries in Webster's Dictionary were misspelled."
Start Using Windscribe Again
New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
Go Pro Now For as little as $2/month
Want More Free Data?
Aren''t you demanding. Well, there are a few ways you can do this.
Invite Friends +1GB/month for every friend (for you and your friend). If they upgrade to Pro, you get the same upgrade.
Tweet 4 Data Tweet about us and we''ll give you +5GB/month
Random Fact
"Coca-cola was originally green."
... and wittier than ever!
It''s been a dog''s age since we last spoke, so we understand if you''re thinking "new number, who dis?" You already know the reason for our hiatus: in March the world was confronted with the terrifying news that Disney was pushing the release date of Mulan. We were so deeply impacted by this news that all Windscribe employees locked themselves up at home as a form of protest, refusing to come out for any reason until the film was released. We only found out about COVID after the Mul-lockdown. Ironically, it turned out that Mulan sucked more than crippling lockdown depression. (Disney Lawyers: this is a joke, remember those?).
Thanks Joe!
Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled programming! Halloween is upon us once again, and this year Windscribe''s going trick or treating dressed as a YouTube VPN Ad! To maximize the authenticity of our costume, we''re going to go out a day earlier so that everyone answering the door will be severely annoyed and unprepared by our surprise visit. Since we''ve never really done YouTube ads, we wanted to bring the average Youtube viewing experience to life in glorious THX Dolby IMAX super surround 4D! We usually spend our entire marketing budget on long distance calls with our mothers to convince them to tell their friends about Windscribe. It worked too - we hit our 25th million user in September. We''re not kidding, this is huge for us, before then we didn''t even know numbers that high existed!
Numbers! There are so many of them.
Obviously, while we were in Mulan Lockdown, we were keeping our sanity by continuously working on Windscribe improvements.
New Things
Last but not least, and the thing you''re probably most interested in, the treats! This month, we have the best discount we''ve ever offered, at least from our perspective. Get 0% off, for an unlimited time only, by using the promo code NOTADEAL. We''re especially happy about this as it allows us to sell our product for the exact same price you normally would purchase it for, saving us a lot of effort creating a new plan and promoting it. Regardless, this is still an awesome offer that would be really silly to ignore.
Get The No Deal For just 0.5 cents per hour
- Windscribe Team
Random Fact
"Nicholas Cage bought a pet octopus once because he sincerely thought it might help with his acting."
4 years in the making
4/20 is a pretty controversial day. On one heavily disinfected hand, it is the birthday of a person who made Charlie Chaplin mustache highly unpopular (booo!) on the other heavily disinfected hand, it is also the international day of stoners forgetting what they are celebrating (yaaay!). Most importantly, and much less controversially, it's also the 4th anniversary of the founding of Windscribe (yaaay again!)! And - drum roll please - a few weeks ago we reached 20,000,000 users! Four years and twenty million users... four... twenty... in 2020... mind blowing. We wanted to throw you all a huge celebration with tigers, cosmonaut autographs and free taquitos, but because of the quarantine, this humble little thank you email will have to do.
Over the last month, Windscribe has been very busy working on super secret awesome projects (stay tuned for a major announcement in 2 weeks!). We also dedicated some time investigating the Coronavirus. Despite our complete lack of medical expertise, we've concluded that Ol 'Rona has increased the rates of boredom globally in virtually every sector of humanity except babies, since babies can be entertained by literally anything. We spent some time trying to find a vaccine as well, but all we came up with was wrapping Tylenol in lunchmeat and dipping it in hand sanitizer. That didn't work, obviously, but it did make vomiting a lot easier than it should be. So we decided find a cure for boredom instead. This led to the creation of a short film of sorts, a coronamercial, if you will. Here is one of them.
Watch Now
If that wasn't enough, we also made ROBERT ad blocking completely FREE for ALL Windscribe users! Now you can get DNS level ad and tracker blocking, as well as access to our custom block lists - you can even create your own rules if you like. Now you never ever have to see an ad again, and without ads and tracking, you reduce your bandwidth needs which saves you money on your data costs! Simply go to your accounts page and tap the ROBERT tab. Simple yet powerful, like a quarantine fart.
But we still wanted to do more, and quite frankly, you deserve more. We wanted you to feel the joy that we felt when we watched videos of insufferable quarantined celebrities crying alone in their mansions. There's only one thing that tops those sweet, sweet tears - free stuff! For this week's Windscribe 4/20 Anniversary challenge, Tweet us your best boredom cure. The best submissions win free Pro accounts, and the deadline ends at 11:59pm EST Friday Apr. 24th. We're going to be doing giveaways on Reddit and Discord too! Join us there to take part in more ridiculous challenges and get more chances to win Windscribe Pro accounts, swag, Jean Claude Van Damme VHS tapes, and more!
From Canada, with love....
- Windscribe Team
Random Fact
"Sherlock Holmes NEVER actually said, ''Elementary, my dear Watson.''"
Start Using Windscribe Again
New month brings new treasures. Your free usage has been reset and you can continue using Windscribe!
Getting tired of limitations? Why not upgrade to a Pro account?
| Windscribe Free | Windscribe Pro | Other VPNs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Countries | 10 | 60 |  |
| Cities | 20 | 100+ | |
| R.O.B.E.R.T. | Basic | Full | |
| Speed | Good | Fantastic | |
| Latency | Good | Fantastic | |
| Netflix | Nope | Yup | |
| Downside | Limited GB | None | |
| Intelligence | +5 | +420 | -9001 |
| Stamina | +1 | +69 | -9001 |
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"Abraham Lincoln''s dog, Fido, was also assassinated."
It''s over
2020, or as we like to call it the Year Formerly Known as Jerkface, has been an epic rollercoaster ride through an open sewage pit. It was almost worse than having to watch all the Transformers movies back to back. Almost. Let's be honest, many of us spent the majority of 2020 inside our homes, slowly losing our marbles while moisturizing with Lysol. Was there crying involved? You bet there was, that stuff stings. But there were even more non-Lysol related tears shed by the billions of people around the world directly affected by events in 2020. And to all of those people, we send nothing but love, strength and wishes of peace and happiness.
So long, never come back
We have a made-up saying in Canada: "When life gives you lemons, you cut those lemons up and squirt them right into life's eyes. Then you steal life's wallet. Then you buy shoes. The normal kind, not snowshoes." So go ahead, grab that juicy lemon and squeeze it right into the eyeballs of 2020. Then stretch out your little toesies, slide on your newly acquired dancing shoes, and let's joyfully tap dance on top of what remains of 2020! Nothing beats celebrations born from spite! Except celebrations that come with discounts... of course. Didn''t see that segue coming, did you?
2021 seems nice
The discounts are pretty self explanatory. It''s end of the year, and we have to clear stock of these dusty old 2020 subscriptions before 2021 starts, so we''re letting them fo for pennies on the dollar! Everything must go! Help us clear out a totally made up and non-existent warehouse of these Pro subscriptions, so we could make room for 2021 inventory, which will naturally be more expensive. Profit from our poor logistics skills and save $19.
Get the Deal $29.99 for 1 Year of service
Random Fact
"A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef."
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